Lesbian Films »

Films with lesbian/bisexual themes, characters, subtext and/or storylines, or basically, movies with ladies kissing on ladies because that’s why you’re here, aren’t you? Well, that’s why I created this category in the first place, so don’t you try lying to me! And if you are a creepy man on here looking for lady on lady action to do gross things with, go away, you’re just gross! And anyway, there’s lots of bad porn out there for that, so go there and find it. And wouldn’t the straight men of the world be surprised if they really knew what two women in bed together actually looks like because whatever in the hell those ladies are doing in porn (most likely written and directed by straight men) it looks absolutely nothing like that in real life. Or in my real life anyway. If men only knew the real truth about lesbian sex, they would just die right there on the spot, because let’s face it, men do not have the stamina for that. That’s probably why Andy Cohen is always harassing his lady guests about lady pond dipping. He knows that by the time we are done, there basically is a pond. Did I just say that? Yeah, I think I did. Well, men drove me to reveal the truth. Men can just be so gross about lesbians with their always hitting on me and my wife and asking us to orgies and trying to listen to us have sex because we live in an apartment next to them or above them or below them or somewhat near them and then their wives get mad at us instead of them and that makes so much sense. It’s your husbands, ladies, that are being gross! We are just trying to exist here. We aren’t trying to steal your men from you, that’s why we are lesbians, no men required. So tell your men that our sex life is not for their consumption. That is what all of that endless plethora of porn on the Internet is for. Men. And their sales. (Credit goes to a Buffy episode for that brilliant line about men.)



The Haunting

The Haunting

Ali Naro May 17, 2017 Comments Off on The Haunting

Starring – Julie Harris, Claire Bloom, Richard Johnson, Russ Tamblyn Directed by Robert Wise 1963 “I’d rather be innocent than like you…The world is full of inconsistencies. Unnatural things. ‘Nature’s mistakes,’ they’re called. You,

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The Color Purple

The Color Purple

admin February 23, 2017 Comments Off on The Color Purple

Starring – Whoopi Goldberg, Danny Glover, Margaret Avery, Oprah Winfrey, Rae Dawn Chong, Willard Pugh, Dana Ivey, Adolph Caesar, Akosua Busia Directed by Steven Spielberg 1985 “I’m poor, black, I might even be ugly,

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Myra Breckinridge

Myra Breckinridge

Ali Naro February 22, 2017 Comments Off on Myra Breckinridge

Starring – Mae West, John Huston, Raquel Welch, Rex Reed, Farrah Fawcett, John Carradine, Calvin Lockhart, Roger Herren, Tom Selleck, Jim Backus, Toni Basil Directed by Michael Sarne 1970 “You realize once we cut

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Brix and the Bitch

Brix and the Bitch

Ali Naro February 14, 2017 Comments Off on Brix and the Bitch

Starring – Dre Swain, Alex Marshall-Brown, David Carey Directed by Nico Raineau 2015 Wow! That’s pretty much all that needs to be said about this amazing short film, Brix and The Bitch, just simply – Wow!

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Alien Films

Alien Films

admin January 24, 2017 Comments Off on Alien Films

Alien, 1979; Aliens, 1986; Alien 3, 1992; Alien Resurrection, 1997 Starring – Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, Veronica Cartwright, John Hurt, Michael Biehn, Bill Paxton, Carrie Henn, Winona Ryder Directed by Ridley Scott, James Cameron,

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Carol

Carol

Ali Naro January 13, 2017 Comments Off on Carol

Starring – Cate Blanchett, Rooney Mara, Sarah Paulson, Kyle Chandler, Jake Lacy, John Magaro, Corey Michael Smith Directed by Todd Haynes 2015 You know when you’re in love and you can’t find the words

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ToY

ToY

Ali Naro July 2, 2016 Comments Off on ToY

Starring – Briana Evigan, Kerry Norton, Daniel Hugh Kelly, Bre Blair, Matt O’Leary Directed by – Patrick Chapman 2015 ToY is a film that is not for the faint of heart. And I don’t

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Portrait of a Marriage

Portrait of a Marriage

Ali Naro February 20, 2016 Comments Off on Portrait of a Marriage

Starring – Janet McTeer, Cathryn Harrison, David Haig, Diana Fairfax, Peter Birch, Kathleen Byron Directed by Stephen Whittaker 1990 Vita Sackville-West was born in 1892 and died in 1962 and during her 70 years,

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Grandma

Grandma

Ali Naro February 13, 2016 Comments Off on Grandma

Starring – Lily Tomlin, Julia Garner, Marcia Gay Harden, Judy Greer, Laverne Cox, Sam Elliott Directed by Paul Weitz 2015 “Oh I always liked women. I just didn’t like myself.” -Lily Tomlin as Grandma Been there. Done that. Spending the

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Freeheld

Freeheld

Ali Naro January 26, 2016 Comments Off on Freeheld

Starring – Julianne Moore, Ellen Page, Michael Shannon, Steve Carell Directed by Peter Sollett 2015 Freeheld is based on the true story of Laurel Hester and Stacie Andree, a lesbian couple who had to

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