Lesbian Films »

Films with lesbian/bisexual themes, characters, subtext and/or storylines, or basically, movies with ladies kissing on ladies because that’s why you’re here, aren’t you? Well, that’s why I created this category in the first place, so don’t you try lying to me! And if you are a creepy man on here looking for lady on lady action to do gross things with, go away, you’re just gross! And anyway, there’s lots of bad porn out there for that, so go there and find it. And wouldn’t the straight men of the world be surprised if they really knew what two women in bed together actually looks like because whatever in the hell those ladies are doing in porn (most likely written and directed by straight men) it looks nothing like that in real life. Or in my real life anyway. If men only knew the real truth about lesbian sex, they would just die right there on the spot, because let’s face it, men do not have the stamina for that. That’s probably why Andy Cohen is always harassing his lady guests about lady pond dipping. He knows that by the time we are done, there basically is a pond. Did I just say that? Yeah, I think I did. Well, men drove me to reveal the truth. Men can just be so gross about lesbians with their always hitting on me and my wife and asking us to orgies and trying to listen to us have sex because we live in an apartment next to them or above them or below them or somewhat near them and then their wives get mad at us instead of them and that makes so much sense. It’s your husbands, ladies, that are being gross! We are just trying to exist here. We aren’t trying to steal your men from you, that’s why we are lesbians, no men required. So tell your men that our sex life is not for their consumption. That is what all of that endless plethora of porn on the Internet is for. Men. And their sales. (Credit goes to a Buffy episode for that brilliant line about men.)
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To narrow down your lesbian movie interests, you can also check out these Lesbian Film categories –
Lesbians of Color
Elderly Lesbians
Lesbians In History
Nicole Conn Films
Katherine Brooks Films
Shamim Sarif Films

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And now on to the reviews…



Mixed Messages

Mixed Messages

Ali Naro November 28, 2017 Comments Off on Mixed Messages

Starring – Alana Lake, Cleo Jacobe, Ruby Harrison, Mathilde Fallet, Oliver Hikmet, Liz Rosenfeld, Elly Clarke Directed by Kanchi Wichmann 2017 After watching Mixed Messages, I’m eternally and utterly grateful that I am not a single

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Pariah

Pariah

admin November 4, 2017 Comments Off on Pariah

Author’s Note: Review originally published July 26, 2013 ____________ Starring – Adepero Oduye, Kim Wayans, Pernell Walker, Aasha Davis, Charles Parnell, Sahra Mellesse Directed by Dee Rees 2011 “I’m not running. I’m choosing.” –

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Country People

Country People

Ali Naro September 29, 2017 Comments Off on Country People

Starring – Mike Burnell, Marci Krown, Marco Kengott, John Hansen, Pia Thrasher, Paul Uhler Directed by David Bobrow 2017 “Are we prisoners of the places and times that we live in?” -Richard in Country People Country

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Taste of Love

Taste of Love

Ali Naro September 27, 2017 Comments Off on Taste of Love

Starring – Mirjam Hameter, Georg Rauber, Berenice Heichel Directed by Paul Scheufler 2017 So, I met director Paul Scheufler recently at the qFLIX Worcester film festival. We set next to each other during a screening of

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Me, Myself and Her

Me, Myself and Her

Ali Naro September 4, 2017 Comments Off on Me, Myself and Her

Starring – Margherita Buy, Sabrina Ferilli Directed by Maria Sole Sognazzi 2015 Oh no. It’s happened again. I didn’t mean for it to happen. Honest. I’ve fallen in love with another pretty lady on my TV.

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Morning After

Morning After

Ali Naro August 14, 2017 Comments Off on Morning After

Starring – Thomas Vallières, Kristian Hodko, Zoé de Grand Maison, Jordana Lajoie, Joey Scarpellino Directed by Patricia Chica 2017 So upfront, I am from the generation known as Generation X. We in Generation X are squished between the Baby Boomer

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The Bostonians

The Bostonians

Ali Naro May 25, 2017 Comments Off on The Bostonians

Starring – Vanessa Redgrave, Christopher Reeve, Jessica Tandy, Linda Hunt, Madeline Potter Directed by James Ivory 1984 “Will you be my friend? My friend of friends? Forever and ever?” -Vanessa Redgrave, basically proposing to

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The Haunting

The Haunting

Ali Naro May 17, 2017 Comments Off on The Haunting

Starring – Julie Harris, Claire Bloom, Richard Johnson, Russ Tamblyn Directed by Robert Wise 1963 “I’d rather be innocent than like you…The world is full of inconsistencies. Unnatural things. ‘Nature’s mistakes,’ they’re called. You,

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The Color Purple

The Color Purple

admin February 23, 2017 Comments Off on The Color Purple

Starring – Whoopi Goldberg, Danny Glover, Margaret Avery, Oprah Winfrey, Rae Dawn Chong, Willard Pugh, Dana Ivey, Adolph Caesar, Akosua Busia Directed by Steven Spielberg 1985 “I’m poor, black, I might even be ugly,

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Myra Breckinridge

Myra Breckinridge

Ali Naro February 22, 2017 Comments Off on Myra Breckinridge

Starring – Mae West, John Huston, Raquel Welch, Rex Reed, Farrah Fawcett, John Carradine, Calvin Lockhart, Roger Herren, Tom Selleck, Jim Backus, Toni Basil Directed by Michael Sarne 1970 “You realize once we cut

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