Gay Films »

Films with gay themes, characters, subtext and/or storylines. In other words, even though I’m a lesbian, these are almost always my favorite films. I think because gay men seem to be my people because they are so much easier to be around and aren’t so bitchy to me and they get my writing way better and don’t want to change my reviews because the lady actresses just wouldn’t approve of the picture I included in the review because the two people who read my website even noticed(?!!) and they don’t try to hit on me and steal me from my wife and want me to join them in threesomes that don’t involve my wife and isn’t that kind of rude to invite me to a threesome, but not invite my wife too, but instead I’m supposed to sleep with not one, but two women I just met? Logic, people? I’m a woman, remember? Not a man. And isn’t it surprising that ladies can be as disrespectful of relationships as men too? Well, I sure was surprised. Anyway, even though I’m a lesbian, I prefer films about gay men much, much more because for some reason, they are always better. I’m sorry lesbian ladies, but it’s true. I’ve seen hundreds and hundreds of LGBT films now and almost always the men’s films far outshine ours in artistic achievement and reality and digging deep into our homophobia and fears. I don’t know why that is, it just is, or at least it seems that way to me and that sucks because I’m a lesbian and I’d like better movies about me, please, or as my dad always says of me, “And there’s some fiction and fact from Ali’s almanac.” Apparently, I made this up one day when I was 7, but my dad loved it so much, it became the slogan in my home that was said about me. Yep, we had slogans in our home. We had to in order to survive the Joan Crawford Junior that ran the place. My sister’s slogan was, “The World According To Kelli.” And since she is slowly taking over the world, you might want to brush up on your history of Kelli’s Vision of How The World Should Really Be Run. I know I am! Hers is a world not for the lazy or whiny, so be warned if you fall into one or both of those categories. Our family was, what would you call it, a rather dysfunctional family. But who’s isn’t??!! Even that Beaver Cleaver family wasn’t perfect. Except June Cleaver. June was always so lovely and perfect and had the best damn bras ever! God, I miss the 50s even though I wasn’t alive back then. When it came to June, I was going to grow up and marry her if Haley Mills wasn’t attached, but neither proved to be available, so I married another hot blonde instead and wasn’t I lucky they weren’t available?! Although, I’m not sure I’m worthy of my wife’s beauty. Well, that got sappy, didn’t it and totally off topic?! What even was the topic in the first place?! Oh yeah, gay films. Go watch some. I know I am after all of that sappiness. No wonder I’m just oh so popular with the ladies. Not after they find out I’m not much of a fan of their films. Oh well. And good! That attention is just odd and proves that women are no more respectful of women than men are, which is odd since women hate Trump for that very same reason. Some of that Alanis Morissette irony there. Don’t you think?



GRID

GRID

Ali Naro March 15, 2017 Comments Off on GRID

Starring – Steve Salt, Charlie Clarke, Ernest Vernon Directed by David Hastings 2017 “GRID stands for Gay-Related Immune Deficiency and was the original name of the virus before it became known to the world as

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Car Wash

Car Wash

Ali Naro February 27, 2017 Comments Off on Car Wash

Starring – a bunch of 70s actors that while you are watching this movie again, you’ll think to yourself, “Oh, I remember that guy or that girl, I wonder what ever happened to them?”

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Waiting In The Wings The Musical

Waiting In The Wings The Musical

Ali Naro February 23, 2017 Comments Off on Waiting In The Wings The Musical

Starring – Jeffrey A. Johns, Adam Huss, Rena Strober, Lee Meriwether, Blake Peyrot, Christopher Atkins, Sally Struthers, Harrison White (and I LOVE ME some Harrison White), David Pevsner Directed by Jenn Page 2014 Remember

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Myra Breckinridge

Myra Breckinridge

Ali Naro February 22, 2017 Comments Off on Myra Breckinridge

Starring – Mae West, John Huston, Raquel Welch, Rex Reed, Farrah Fawcett, John Carradine, Calvin Lockhart, Roger Herren, Tom Selleck, Jim Backus, Toni Basil Directed by Michael Sarne 1970 “You realize once we cut

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Protocol

Protocol

admin January 24, 2017 Comments Off on Protocol

Starring – Goldie Hawn, Chris Sarandon, Richard Romanus, Gail Strickland, Cliff DeYoung, Andre Gregory, Jean Smart, Ed Begley Jr., Joel Brooks , Grainger Hines Directed by Herbert Ross 1984 Back in 1984, when this

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The Horizon

The Horizon

Ali Naro January 6, 2017 Comments Off on The Horizon

Starring – Paul Layton, Patrick James, Indigo Felton, Adam George, Matthew Clarke, Anna Bauert Created by Adam Jones and Boaz Stark The Horizon Special is directed by Stephan Elliott (you know, the guy who directed

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Time To Come

Time To Come

Ali Naro December 2, 2016 Comments Off on Time To Come

Starring – Sam Abbas, Francesco Chen, Margaret Lo Chiatto, Najat Arkadan Directed by Sam Abbas 2016 “Part of me feels like what we are doing is wrong. You happy? I don’t know how to

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The Actor and The Model

The Actor and The Model

Ali Naro November 18, 2016 Comments Off on The Actor and The Model

Starring – Christopher McCombs, Mitsuru Ono, Stefanie Joosten, Kosuke Imai Directed by Tomori Tsubasa 2016 “It must be so tiring to convince two people that you love them. Aren’t you tired?” -The Model when referring to the two lives

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OzLand

OzLand

Ali Naro October 29, 2016 Comments Off on OzLand

Starring – Zach Ratkovich and Glenn Payne Directed by Michael Williams 2015 There has been a plethora of films and books and films based on books about a post-apocalyptic world as of late. It

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Grinder

Grinder

Ali Naro August 27, 2016 Comments Off on Grinder

Starring – Brandon Ruckdashel, Jon Fleming, Sarah Lazar, Jose Ramos, Jay Reum, Tyler Austin Directed by Brandon Ruckdashel 2016 Thanks to my dad subscribing to the Playboy Channel when I was a teenager (which

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