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Sometimes just really, really long reviews, but mostly random, crazy thoughts that I have about films usually dealing with LGBT themes, characters, storylines, subtext and/or general nonsense about my movie star crushes that I repressed for too many years because of growing up in the South, but now get to express freely because I’m living in a much more open-minded North. Although lately, the South seems more and more opened-minded, while the North seems to be going toward closed-minded pot, but that’s life isn’t it?



It’s The Holiday Season, Bitches! What Are You Gonna Watch To Get Into the Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, Whatever in the Hell You Celebrate or Don’t Celebrate Season?!

It’s The Holiday Season, Bitches! What Are You Gonna Watch To Get Into the Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, Whatever in the Hell You Celebrate or Don’t Celebrate Season?!

Ali Naro November 24, 2017 Comments Off on It’s The Holiday Season, Bitches! What Are You Gonna Watch To Get Into the Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, Whatever in the Hell You Celebrate or Don’t Celebrate Season?!

Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy Kwanzaa! Festivus for the rest of us! I don’t celebrate anything myself because it’s all one big commercialized, propaganda show to get us all to spend money we don’t

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Alien Films

Alien Films

admin November 13, 2017 Comments Off on Alien Films

Author’s Note: Review originally posted in June 2013, but all this Alien sequel madness and a new cat has forced me to re-publish and update this review/blog. When Ripley talks, this bitch listens. Hey,

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It’s almost Thanksgiving, bitches! What are you gonna watch to get into the holiday spirit?

It’s almost Thanksgiving, bitches! What are you gonna watch to get into the holiday spirit?

Ali Naro November 10, 2017 Comments Off on It’s almost Thanksgiving, bitches! What are you gonna watch to get into the holiday spirit?

Oh, good Lord! Is it the holidays again? Didn’t we just do the holidays? I swear it was just Thanksgiving and Christmas like yesterday, but here they are again, the holidays, ready to drive

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More Than T (and an interview with the director, Silas Howard)

More Than T (and an interview with the director, Silas Howard)

Ali Naro July 18, 2017 Comments Off on More Than T (and an interview with the director, Silas Howard)

Directed by Silas Howard 2017 “The more things change, the more they stay the same.” – A really smart guy called Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr said this very smart and insightful thing a long time ago. In

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Green Acres and The Beverly Hillbillies (And Okay, Petticoat Junction Too)

Green Acres and The Beverly Hillbillies (And Okay, Petticoat Junction Too)

Ali Naro April 18, 2017 Comments Off on Green Acres and The Beverly Hillbillies (And Okay, Petticoat Junction Too)

Green Acres Starring – Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram, Frank Cady, Mary Grace Canfield, Sid Melton Created by – Jay Sommers 1965-1971 The Beverly Hillbillies Starring – Buddy Ebsen, Irene Ryan, Donna Douglas,

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An Ode (Of Sorts) To Hayley Mills, The Very First Woman to Ever Capture My Heart (Until My Wife Came Along And Captured It In Real Life, Of Course)

An Ode (Of Sorts) To Hayley Mills, The Very First Woman to Ever Capture My Heart (Until My Wife Came Along And Captured It In Real Life, Of Course)

Ali Naro April 5, 2017 Comments Off on An Ode (Of Sorts) To Hayley Mills, The Very First Woman to Ever Capture My Heart (Until My Wife Came Along And Captured It In Real Life, Of Course)

“When I grow up, I’m going to marry someone who is blonde with an English accent and an overbite.” -me at 12 years old after I saw Hayley Mills in Pollyanna and The Parent

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Protocol

Protocol

admin January 24, 2017 Comments Off on Protocol

Starring – Goldie Hawn, Chris Sarandon, Richard Romanus, Gail Strickland, Cliff DeYoung, Andre Gregory, Jean Smart, Ed Begley Jr., Joel Brooks , Grainger Hines Directed by Herbert Ross 1984 Back in 1984, when this

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It’s All The 80s Fault Why It Took Me 26 Years To Figure Out I Was A Lesbian!!

It’s All The 80s Fault Why It Took Me 26 Years To Figure Out I Was A Lesbian!!

admin January 22, 2017 Comments Off on It’s All The 80s Fault Why It Took Me 26 Years To Figure Out I Was A Lesbian!!

Author’s Note: Originally posted September 12, 2014. Re-posted as a 2014 year-end highlight because I finally figured out my writing style in 2014 and this is the blog that cemented it. And now I am re-posting this blog once

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Rope (and The Perfect Crime)

Rope (and The Perfect Crime)

Ali Naro October 21, 2016 Comments Off on Rope (and The Perfect Crime)

Starring – James Stewart, Farley Granger, John Dall, Joan Chandler, Sir Cedric Hardwicke, Constance Collier, Douglas Dick, Edith Evanson, Dick Hogan Directed by Alfred Hitchcock 1948 Sometimes our history is not inspirational. Sometimes it

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Cinema Verite and An American Family

Cinema Verite and An American Family

Ali Naro March 21, 2015 Comments Off on Cinema Verite and An American Family

Cinema Verite Starring – Diane Lane, Tim Robbins, James Gandolfini, Thomas Dekker, Patrick Fugit Directed by Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini 2011 An American Family Starring – William Loud, Patricia Loud, Lance Loud,

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