Bisexual Films »

Films with bisexual themes, characters, subtext and/or storylines. You know, there really should be way more films being made about bisexual characters because it seems silly to just almost completely ignore that sexuality in film and TV because bisexuality is actually in the majority when it comes to sexualities, or at least that is my theory, and Alfred Kinsey pretty much thought the same thing, so I say it’s probably a valid theory. (I figure I’m a 5.8 to 6 on the Kinsey scale because when a guy looks like a pretty girl, well, sometimes I actually consider that alternative, but then I remember penis and chest hair and it’s no thank you to even pretty boys.) You know what that means don’t you? Shhhh…don’t tell, but heterosexuality isn’t so common after all, but don’t let anyone else know, it’s just our little secret. Dorothy Parker pretty much agreed since she said, “Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.” Smart lady who liked the ladies too. ;) Anyway, sometimes I actually start contemplating bisexuality because there are just days when being a lesbian is one giant pain in the ass because no one ever tells you that you never ever stop coming out of the closet every fucking day of your exhausting lesbian life after you initially come out of the closet, so it’s just fucking exhausting, let me tell you, or maybe you know. Anyway there are days when I just get so tired of trying to determine if it is a safe or dangerous public place to hold my wife’s hand, or worse, there’s some creepy guy, once again, getting his kicks off the lesbian couple holding hands. So basically there are times when I just let go of my wife’s hand when we are in public because we are both too grossed out or frightened or both to deal. And then there are those situations where I have to quickly determine if it is safe to tell this person I have a wife or should I use the word “spouse” or would “partner” keep them from hurting me or maybe I should just pretend I’m a eunuch or even worse with creepy men who you can tell get real dick kicks out of lesbians (gee, you think creepy men in our lesbian lives is a theme for my wife and me?), you just feel ashamed, but do you it anyway to protect yourself, and so you lie, even though you hate lying, and say you have a husband instead. So, I admit it, even though I’m about as gay as a person can get (Hey, it’s been proven since I’ve had people tell me, “Stop being so gay.” Whatever “so gay” is, since I’m still trying to figure that one out.), I just get tired of it all and say, “God dammit, why can’t I like men too and get a husband!” Even though I love my wife to death and think she’s damn sexy to boot, but it’s hard even with her amazing love and sexiness to deal with the bullshit sometimes that comes with being not only gay, but out! Sometimes that closet starts looking real cozy again, let me tell you. Hey, I’m only human. Anyway, I hope to add more movies to this list in time as Hollywood decides maybe bisexuality is an actual existing sexuality that actually most people are to varying degrees and then they make as many movies about bisexual characters as they do comic book movies and hey, I can dream, can’t I, because this list is like the “Elderly Lesbian” film list I have, it’s just quite pathetic, don’t you think?



The Bostonians

The Bostonians

Ali Naro May 25, 2017 Comments Off on The Bostonians

Starring – Vanessa Redgrave, Christopher Reeve, Jessica Tandy, Linda Hunt, Madeline Potter Directed by James Ivory 1984 “Will you be my friend? My friend of friends? Forever and ever?” -Vanessa Redgrave, basically proposing to

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Behind The Candelabra

Behind The Candelabra

admin May 8, 2017 Comments Off on Behind The Candelabra

Author’s Note – Review originally posted December 11, 2013 Starring – Michael Douglas, Matt Damon, and a lot of other famous people, but I don’t know why they are there because they barely have

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The Color Purple

The Color Purple

admin February 23, 2017 Comments Off on The Color Purple

Starring – Whoopi Goldberg, Danny Glover, Margaret Avery, Oprah Winfrey, Rae Dawn Chong, Willard Pugh, Dana Ivey, Adolph Caesar, Akosua Busia Directed by Steven Spielberg 1985 “I’m poor, black, I might even be ugly,

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Myra Breckinridge

Myra Breckinridge

Ali Naro February 22, 2017 Comments Off on Myra Breckinridge

Starring – Mae West, John Huston, Raquel Welch, Rex Reed, Farrah Fawcett, John Carradine, Calvin Lockhart, Roger Herren, Tom Selleck, Jim Backus, Toni Basil Directed by Michael Sarne 1970 “You realize once we cut

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Alien Films

Alien Films

admin January 24, 2017 Comments Off on Alien Films

Alien, 1979; Aliens, 1986; Alien 3, 1992; Alien Resurrection, 1997 Starring – Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, Veronica Cartwright, John Hurt, Michael Biehn, Bill Paxton, Carrie Henn, Winona Ryder Directed by Ridley Scott, James Cameron,

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Carol

Carol

Ali Naro January 13, 2017 Comments Off on Carol

Starring – Cate Blanchett, Rooney Mara, Sarah Paulson, Kyle Chandler, Jake Lacy, John Magaro, Corey Michael Smith Directed by Todd Haynes 2015 You know when you’re in love and you can’t find the words

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Siren – New bisexual-themed film now streaming for free

Siren – New bisexual-themed film now streaming for free

Ali Naro June 7, 2016 Comments Off on Siren – New bisexual-themed film now streaming for free

Siren is a fantastic short film from writer/director/producer Louise Marie Cooke “A story of lust and desire, of identity and sexuality. A young woman’s mundane life is turned upside down when she meets a sensuous

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The Fall

The Fall

Ali Naro April 9, 2016 Comments Off on The Fall

Starring – Gillian Anderson, Jamie Dornan, John Lynch, Bronagh Waugh, Niamh McGrady, Sarah Beattie, Aisling Franciosi, Archie Panjabi Created by Allan Cubitt 2013-present The BBC is magic. Everything they make is just magical. Or at least the shows we get

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Portrait of a Marriage

Portrait of a Marriage

Ali Naro February 20, 2016 Comments Off on Portrait of a Marriage

Starring – Janet McTeer, Cathryn Harrison, David Haig, Diana Fairfax, Peter Birch, Kathleen Byron Directed by Stephen Whittaker 1990 Vita Sackville-West was born in 1892 and died in 1962 and during her 70 years,

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Queen Christina

Queen Christina

Ali Naro January 2, 2016 Comments Off on Queen Christina

Starring – Greta Garbo, John Gilbert, Ian Keith, Elizabeth Young, Lewis Stone, C. Aubrey Smith Directed by Rouben Mamoulian 1933 Queen Christina (or also known as Queen Kristina…you say potato and I say Christina) was

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